Gregor Smith

Providing online distractions since 1997

Who? What? Where?...

I'm Gregor Smith, a nobody really... But I've been around for a while and spent a lot of time on various "social networking" sites. During that time I've done a lot of things, and with a little help from ifttt.com and tumblr.com I can now share my time with you via this digital smörgåsbord.

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The source code is available to pull at GitHub.

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October 25th 2021

5:39pm Two minutes of Mo Salah doing Mo Salah things https://t.co/TwnLpj7NQQ

October 24th 2021

2:44pm Martin Brundle attempting to interview Megan Thee Stallion Representative: you can't do that Brundle: I can do that and I did do that Fearless @MBrundleF1 #F1
2:26pm Checked in at Zaxby's Chicken Fingers & Buffalo Wings
2:05pm Checked in at Walgreens
12:59pm NBC commentary talking about xG and @LeeDixon2 claims to have never seen .75 of a goal Really? I have 🤣 https://t.co/IMSSrE4oMP
12:54pm Paul Pogba, grand opening, grand closing... #MUNLIV
12:44pm Fucking hell, smash them, stack them, pin them... #MUNLIV
12:34pm At half time, the current #FPL TOTAL for the entire Man Utd team is -2 Daaaaaamn https://t.co/GSsUOZRE7Z
12:29pm Predicted in #FIFA22 a few nights ago #MUNLIV https://t.co/d2uVlk1AX6
12:14pm I'm still stunned that The Onion is the most factual news agency out there https://t.co/oawIFSXSjX
7:56am Checked in at Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits
12:19am Bob Costas making excuses for the Dodgers, saying Max Scherzer is a multi time Cy Young winner but not on his game this series. Braves teams, bad Braves teams, used to eat Max Scherzer for breakfast (10-9 in 27 appearances against the Braves)

October 23rd 2021

11:54pm Hey @BillPlaschke, Braves on the ropes or nah?
11:49pm THE SOUTH GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!! #Braves #BattleATL #BeatLA
11:44pm Oh shit, Atlanta Braves are going to the fuckin' World Series! After so much heartbreak and infield fly balls... Against Houston, who gave me PTSD thinking about those '04 and '05 NLDS #Braves #BattleATL #BeatLA
4:36pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A
4:24pm Emma wanted to play Uno with me... I'm a ruthless Uno player, forged by the fiery crucible of wars long past. No mercy...
1:04pm City saw what Chelsea did to Norwich and are clearly out to outdo that #BHAMCI
11:54am Rodrigo, lad, that wrecked corner flag will be coming out your pay #LEEWOL
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Olympique de Marseille vs. Paris...
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Manchester United vs. Liverpool
8:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid
8:03am FIFA 22 Gameplay - 1. FC Koln vs. Bayer 04 Leverkusen

October 22nd 2021

5:40pm We don’t have a dog, just a blanket that moves…
11:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Athletic Club vs. Villarreal CF
10:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Lille OSC vs. Stade Brestois 29
10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Cadiz CF vs. Deportivo Alaves
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Leeds United vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers
9:21am Checked in at Reedy Creek Elementary School
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - RB Leipzig vs. SpVgg Greuther Furth

October 21st 2021

9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - 1. FSV Mainz 05 vs. FC Augsburg

October 20th 2021

8:22pm Fun fact, a certain Andy Robertson was playing for Queen's Park on this day, wonder what happened to him? 🤔

October 19th 2021

6:35pm Sleepy girl was worn out today
10:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Atlanta United vs. New York City FC
10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Club Brugge vs. Manchester City
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - SL Benfica vs. FC Bayern Munchen

October 18th 2021

6:11pm Checked in at Starbucks
6:04pm Checked in at Harris Teeter

October 17th 2021

7:00pm Lazy Sunday
4:21pm Checked in at Zaxby's Chicken Fingers & Buffalo Wings
10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Arsenal vs. Crystal Palace
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - RCD Espanyol vs. Cadiz CF

October 15th 2021

5:31pm Checked in at Walmart Neighborhood Market
9:11am Checked in at Walgreens
8:56am Checked in at Starbucks

October 14th 2021

6:55am Misty/foggy morning giving off spooky szn vibes

October 13th 2021

8:41pm Checked in at Kingswood Elementary School

October 12th 2021

4:45pm One step closer... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

October 10th 2021

5:32pm Checked in at Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits

October 9th 2021

1:54pm Ya dancer!

October 7th 2021

5:16pm Checked in at Kingswood Elementary School
1:06pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A

October 4th 2021

8:00pm Olivia taking a selfie

September 24th 2021

3:45pm They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over...

September 9th 2021

4:13pm I'm not one for regrets, every decision I've made has led me here, good life with a beautiful wife and wonderful daughter and all that But, by fuck, I know a lot of people that are at that Biffy Clyro gig tonight... In fact, I'm beginning to suspect I'm the only person of Scottish descent not there.

September 3rd 2021

7:45pm Sleepy puppies

August 23rd 2021

9:50am Impatiently waiting for a late school bus…

August 22nd 2021

3:55pm Olivia decided to celebrate her 1 year “gotcha day”...

August 13th 2021

6:14pm I wonder if the titular character from Cake's "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" ever regretted changing her name from Kitty to Karen
3:10pm Opening day across European leagues, if a job is worth doing,...

August 5th 2021

7:00pm Stupid mozzies

July 29th 2021

9:55am Scenes from last night's @allelitewrestling Dynamite at Bojangles Coliseum
9:52am Sights from last night’s @allelitewrestling Dynamite at...

July 28th 2021

6:16pm Hot. As. Hades.

July 27th 2021

8:41pm Dusky afterglow

June 17th 2018

9:53am Father's Day breakfast (sans children) is the best!

June 16th 2018

7:25pm When Emma is at the beach, the parents get to go out
9:00am HU!
6:08am Up early to watch Mbappé beast and feast

June 10th 2018

3:48pm Key Lime rolled ice cream with whipped cream, chocolate wafers,...

May 31st 2018

9:33pm Thanks for all the Facebook prompted birthday wishes 😊

May 27th 2018

3:13pm May 27, 2018 at 03:13PM
10:55am May 27, 2018 at 10:55AM

May 26th 2018

3:00pm May 26, 2018 at 03:00PM

May 14th 2018

10:03pm Hitting all the right notes