Gregor Smith

Providing online distractions since 1997

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I'm Gregor Smith, a nobody really... But I've been around for a while and spent a lot of time on various "social networking" sites. During that time I've done a lot of things, and with a little help from ifttt.com and tumblr.com I can now share my time with you via this digital smörgåsbord.

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The source code is available to pull at GitHub.

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June 28th 2022

5:26pm Checked in at Cary Family YMCA
2:54pm Witness tampering is just the cherry on top, right? #January6thHearings
10:44am Here we go again... https://t.co/ps3RFX6mJz
5:04am Been up since an ungodly hour, watching #OnlyMurders
3:46am Checked in at Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU)

June 26th 2022

9:29am You know you're in the dog days of summer when @CBSSunday has 1) no @RealJanePauley hosting the show, and b) are repeating stories like this duck stamp thing they showed last September...

June 25th 2022

9:12am Checked in at First Watch

June 24th 2022

10:14pm The American people *did* vote... *For you* https://t.co/Iw7z6hhbvw
7:08pm Checked in at Park West Village
6:44pm MASSIVE band playing while the Titanic sinks energy https://t.co/QLpYxFKXhQ
6:04pm Good shit https://t.co/zdgX26W9IG
5:41pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A
3:09pm If only the women played Ukraine a few weeks ago... https://t.co/KXE74srTkQ
2:34pm Kazuchika Okada is no longer my GOAT https://t.co/biX3MwcOEV
1:54pm The biggest dicks in this country will soon be going after Dick's because Dick's don't dick women https://t.co/yT8qCCuaJw
1:19pm I was not adequately prepared for how emotional this would be https://t.co/pf40GnpUbL
11:39am Hey NC voters, vote @CheriBeasleyNC https://t.co/mv1kF4vEZa
10:59am Feels a little early in the day for a Friday bad news dump https://t.co/cl3TotaYs9

June 23rd 2022

5:19pm Checked in at Cary Family YMCA
12:07pm Checked in at Catalan Tapas Bar
8:29am One of the best things to come out of La Liga's reaction to the Super League, the CVC fund, will mean the Nou Mestalla finally gets finished after 14 years since building work stopped. https://t.co/tMKSb22NIT

June 22nd 2022

5:36pm Checked in at McDonald's
5:36pm Checked in at Cary Family YMCA
3:04pm Tories fucking everything up, Kate Bush top of the charts, Top Gun top of the box office, and Arthur Scargill on the picket lines. The more things change... https://t.co/MJP8E7LOJ2

June 21st 2022

5:30pm Checked in at Starbucks

June 20th 2022

5:23pm Checked in at Cary Family YMCA

June 19th 2022

4:06pm Checked in at Lowes Foods
1:50pm Checked in at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

June 18th 2022

4:56pm Checked in at Jasmin Mediterranean
3:16pm Checked in at Fortnight Brewing

June 12th 2022

4:50pm Quick update: finished accessories, namely a jetpack (on the...
3:25pm Building Lego Optimus Prime, a 3 day task… 1. The box,...

June 10th 2022

9:45am First day of third grade / last day of third grade

June 6th 2022

3:55pm Well, I guess I know what I’m doing this weekend… A...

June 5th 2022

10:50am Olivia hasn’t been well lately, so we’re chilling at...

May 31st 2022

8:10pm I’d usually say “one more candle and a trip around...

May 29th 2022

4:20pm Golden hour

May 26th 2022

9:50am Photo dump since it’s been over a month since I last...

May 13th 2022

11:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Liverpool vs. Real Madrid - UEFA Champions...
10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Roma vs. Feyenoord - UEFA Europa Conference...
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Rangers - UEFA Europa...

April 19th 2022

8:06am Birthday breakfast for the birthday girl

April 10th 2022

8:50pm Fun day out in the Queen City, well except for my team...

April 9th 2022

9:35pm The hunter stalks it’s prey

March 31st 2022

8:22pm Just watching the world go by…

March 19th 2022

4:35pm Josef Martinez is a bad, bad man! #atlutd

March 18th 2022

4:05pm A sub $4/gallon gas station, made me feel like I was robbing the...

March 16th 2022

3:15pm Untitled Goose Photobomb

February 13th 2022

9:11pm Sopranos, Cable Guy, Dr. Evil, and Scrubs reunion Super Bowl commercials, that Halftime show... Gen X was clearly the target demographic

February 11th 2022

9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Sevilla FC vs. Elche CF
9:03am FIFA 22 Gameplay - RB Leipzig vs. 1. FC Koln

February 5th 2022

1:49pm Time to kick the cup down Princes Street 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

January 21st 2022

9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Brentford vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers

January 13th 2022

1:25pm Sounds from last night's @allelitewrestling Dynamite in Raleigh... 1) Jay Lethal dropping the big top rope elbow 2) Adam Cole Bay-Bay 3) The cult of personality 4) Cero Miedo... Delete... Repeat 5) Everyone loves The Acclaimed (aka ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE ACCLAIMED IS A COP) 6) Kip Sabian, incognito, getting down to two bangers
11:51am LeighJay Temple got caught on worldwide TV having a good old time

January 1st 2022

7:04am 🎉🎉 Happy New Year 🎉🎉 This is the first year since, maybe, my single digits that I didn't stay up to midnight. It's hard to stay awake when you're awoken at 5am (or earlier) every day.

December 19th 2021

3:24pm 🎶 We're Marley and Marley Whoooooo... 🎶

December 10th 2021

1:07pm Pretty much the last decent snow we've had... It snowed the day before also, but that was one of my "drive back from gamedays in Atlanta" and nearly got stuck at the NC/SC border.
11:07am The Matrix Awakens - Introduction/Tutorial/Tech Demo and...

December 3rd 2021

10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Atletico Madrid vs. RCD Mallorca
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Borussia Dortmund vs. FC Bayern Munchen
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Watford vs. Manchester City

November 30th 2021

12:32pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Genoa vs. Milan
12:02pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Hibernian vs. Rangers
11:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Paris Saint-Germain vs. OGC Nice
11:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Real Madrid vs. Athletic Club

November 29th 2021

1:32pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Manchester United vs. Arsenal

November 27th 2021

10:48pm Watching The Beatles: Get Back documentary, crazy watching them take a little zygote of an idea and flesh it out on the fly... Then Paul McCartney produces Get Back out of thin air and thrashes it into being before our eyes.

November 23rd 2021

3:27pm Getting my vaccine boosted, or turboboosted, or maybe just adding turbobass. All of the above? 🤔

November 21st 2021

9:09pm A very rare 2 movie weekend (we watched Shang-Chi last night)

October 20th 2021

8:22pm Fun fact, a certain Andy Robertson was playing for Queen's Park on this day, wonder what happened to him? 🤔

October 12th 2021

4:45pm One step closer... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

October 9th 2021

1:54pm Ya dancer!

September 9th 2021

4:13pm I'm not one for regrets, every decision I've made has led me here, good life with a beautiful wife and wonderful daughter and all that But, by fuck, I know a lot of people that are at that Biffy Clyro gig tonight... In fact, I'm beginning to suspect I'm the only person of Scottish descent not there.

August 13th 2021

6:14pm I wonder if the titular character from Cake's "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" ever regretted changing her name from Kitty to Karen