Gregor Smith

Providing online distractions since 1997

Who? What? Where?...

I'm Gregor Smith, a nobody really... But I've been around for a while and spent a lot of time on various "social networking" sites. During that time I've done a lot of things, and with a little help from and I can now share my time with you via this digital smörgåsbord.

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December 3rd 2022

4:27pm Checked in at Starbucks
4:27pm Checked in at Target
4:02pm Checked in at Walgreens
2:20pm Yeah, we’re those people #Wordle

December 2nd 2022

5:46pm Checked in at Dairy Queen
5:46pm Checked in at McDonald's
11:30am Checked in at Jasmin Mediterranean

December 1st 2022

6:19pm Checked in at Morrisville Elementary School
1:11pm Checked in at Char-Grill
12:42pm Checked in at Hendrick Toyota Apex

November 30th 2022

5:35pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A
8:41am Checked in at Morrisville Elementary School

November 29th 2022

2:25pm Current Status: Do Not Disturb!!

November 28th 2022

5:24pm Checked in at Morrisville Elementary School

November 27th 2022

8:07pm Checked in at Target
12:36pm Checked in at CVS pharmacy

November 26th 2022

10:15am A slightly warmer (relatively, it was colder on the...
9:11am Checked in at Lowe's

November 24th 2022

7:45am Chilly, overcast sunrise

November 21st 2022

5:05pm Qatar officials are snatching up anything with a rainbow on it,...

November 19th 2022

11:20pm 16 years, 2 months, 11 days… Done. #Twitter
11:09pm Anyhoo, I'm out.
11:09pm Suddenly a million retweets came back to life, pulled back from the "this user has been suspended" void Fantastic 🫤
12:44pm .@GayleKing rocking the 3 stripes and trefoil logo It's almost like the late 70s Nottingham Forest home jersey of those famous European runs, just missing the Panasonic sponsorship which definitely puts it before 1990/81
11:54am Budweiser got no chill (Which explains why their beer is always warmer than room temperature)
10:44am I'm imagining them being gassed after 20 minutes, there's not enough Gatorade in the world to help Lebron's cramping at halftime
7:11am This entire thread feels like a parody

November 18th 2022

10:04pm Here's the engineer that's currently holding Twitter together
4:49pm Meanwhile on Bespin... Darth Vader : Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship. Lando : You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision! Darth Vader : I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
2:29pm Private jets to San Francisco is back on the menu, I guess
12:24pm The uncanny valley, population: Lionel Messi (plural, pronounced mess-eye)
9:04am Those jokers at @OfficialFPL are desperate to have a captive audience during the world cup, you can exit anytime you want, but you can never leave
8:54am Qatar/FIFA: "There is no impact to the sale of Bud Zero which will remain available at all Qatar's World Cup stadiums" Budweiser:
8:29am #NewProfilePic
6:59am They've known for 12 years... Yet beer in stadiums has been banned 2 days before this shit show starts

November 17th 2022

11:39pm One last time (Teach ‘em how to say goodbye!)

November 6th 2022

10:02am FIFA 23 Gameplay - CD Lugo vs. FC Cartagena
9:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - FC Metz vs. AS Saint-Etienne
9:03am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Reggina vs. Genoa

November 5th 2022

11:02am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Juventus vs. Internazionale
10:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - West Ham United vs. Crystal Palace
10:02am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Ajax vs. PSV Eindhoven
9:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Bayer 04 Leverkusen vs. 1. FC Union Berlin
9:03am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Atletico Madrid vs. RCD Espanyol

November 4th 2022

10:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - LAFC vs. Philadelphia Union - MLS Cup Final
10:02am FIFA 23 Gameplay - RC Celta de Vigo vs. CA Osasuna
9:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Brighton &...
9:03am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Borussia Dortmund vs. Vfl Bochum 1848

November 3rd 2022

10:03am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Udinese vs. Lecce
9:32am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Girona FC vs. Athletic Club
9:03am FIFA 23 Gameplay - Borussia Monchengladbach vs. VfB Stuttgart

October 1st 2022

7:55am The morning after…

September 15th 2022

5:55pm Rocking out to Madonna

September 5th 2022

7:30pm Disaster at Blaze

September 4th 2022

7:45am Another day, another sunrise at the beach

September 3rd 2022

5:10pm Someone has the need… The need for speed
8:30am Sunrise hunters back at it

August 26th 2022

9:13pm Olivia: Pssst, I’m here to spread the word of...

August 13th 2022

12:06pm Saturdays are made for napping

August 1st 2022

10:00am A few sights and sounds from Rage Against the Machine in Raleigh...

February 13th 2022

9:11pm Sopranos, Cable Guy, Dr. Evil, and Scrubs reunion Super Bowl commercials, that Halftime show... Gen X was clearly the target demographic

February 5th 2022

1:49pm Time to kick the cup down Princes Street 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

January 13th 2022

1:25pm Sounds from last night's @allelitewrestling Dynamite in Raleigh... 1) Jay Lethal dropping the big top rope elbow 2) Adam Cole Bay-Bay 3) The cult of personality 4) Cero Miedo... Delete... Repeat 5) Everyone loves The Acclaimed (aka ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE ACCLAIMED IS A COP) 6) Kip Sabian, incognito, getting down to two bangers
11:51am LeighJay Temple got caught on worldwide TV having a good old time

January 1st 2022

7:04am 🎉🎉 Happy New Year 🎉🎉 This is the first year since, maybe, my single digits that I didn't stay up to midnight. It's hard to stay awake when you're awoken at 5am (or earlier) every day.

December 19th 2021

3:24pm 🎶 We're Marley and Marley Whoooooo... 🎶

December 10th 2021

1:07pm Pretty much the last decent snow we've had... It snowed the day before also, but that was one of my "drive back from gamedays in Atlanta" and nearly got stuck at the NC/SC border.

November 27th 2021

10:48pm Watching The Beatles: Get Back documentary, crazy watching them take a little zygote of an idea and flesh it out on the fly... Then Paul McCartney produces Get Back out of thin air and thrashes it into being before our eyes.

November 23rd 2021

3:27pm Getting my vaccine boosted, or turboboosted, or maybe just adding turbobass. All of the above? 🤔

November 21st 2021

9:09pm A very rare 2 movie weekend (we watched Shang-Chi last night)

October 20th 2021

8:22pm Fun fact, a certain Andy Robertson was playing for Queen's Park on this day, wonder what happened to him? 🤔

October 12th 2021

4:45pm One step closer... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

October 9th 2021

1:54pm Ya dancer!

September 9th 2021

4:13pm I'm not one for regrets, every decision I've made has led me here, good life with a beautiful wife and wonderful daughter and all that But, by fuck, I know a lot of people that are at that Biffy Clyro gig tonight... In fact, I'm beginning to suspect I'm the only person of Scottish descent not there.

August 13th 2021

6:14pm I wonder if the titular character from Cake's "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" ever regretted changing her name from Kitty to Karen