Gregor Smith

Providing online distractions since 1997

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I'm Gregor Smith, a nobody really... But I've been around for a while and spent a lot of time on various "social networking" sites. During that time I've done a lot of things, and with a little help from ifttt.com and tumblr.com I can now share my time with you via this digital smörgåsbord.

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The source code is available to pull at GitHub.

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May 20th 2022

8:39am Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. https://t.co/8yjfS2Eoz5
8:36am Checked in at Reedy Creek Elementary School
8:19am Checked in at Starbucks

May 19th 2022

6:39pm Something tells me the last 7 months of Madison Cawthorn's term is truly going to go off the rails, and based on the first 17 months, that's really something to be afraid about. https://t.co/lQwKj13Mdf
6:19pm I felt this kind of joy once, it was when Joe Aribo scored last night It was fleeting... https://t.co/zs3W2tmRKA
6:14pm Quantifiable data at it's finest https://t.co/ZSP7wgNgiR
5:38pm Checked in at Starbucks
4:44pm Another spooky parallel, Wimbledon were ground sharing Selhurst Park with Palace that year too...
4:44pm Nevermind, I've been informed it was Mike Walker who navigated that 1994 last day escape. Another 3-2 win after being 2-0 down against Wimbledon (though the jury is out of Hans Segers was "bent" in that game) Honestly forgot he was ever Everton manager
4:39pm A bigger escape than Joe Royale's "dog of war"? https://t.co/RolCJkK4V5
3:19pm Can we relegate Peacock instead of Everton/Leeds/Burnley?
7:59am Processing yesterday's game still and I'm still angry, angry that 30,000 Rangers fans were outsung by 10,000 Frankfurt fans, angry that Connor Goldson didn't just blooter the ball out the stadium, angry that outwith the goal out best chances were in the 118th minute or later. 😡
5:34am Once again, they are "pro-life" and love fetuses until they're born, then they wash their hands of them. They'll love them again if they join the military and become meat shields in the great war machine, but once they cycle out they will brand them moochers. https://t.co/5BTa2kVtn1

May 18th 2022

5:59pm Heart broken #UELfinal #SGERAN
5:54pm Ramsey you fucking fud #UELfinal #SGERAN
5:44pm Anyone got the number for Jurgen Klopp's neuroscience guys? #UELfinal #SGERAN
5:29pm Still, better than that dull cup final last Saturday #UELfinal #SGERAN
4:59pm I'm not having fun anymore #UELfinal #SGERAN

May 17th 2022

6:07pm Checked in at Starbucks
5:36pm Checked in at Reedy Creek Elementary School

May 16th 2022

8:21am Checked in at Reedy Creek Elementary School

May 15th 2022

7:11pm Checked in at Blaze Pizza
7:26am Checked in at McDonald's
7:26am Checked in at Wendy’s

May 13th 2022

11:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Liverpool vs. Real Madrid - UEFA Champions...
10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Roma vs. Feyenoord - UEFA Europa Conference...
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Rangers - UEFA Europa...

May 12th 2022

8:22pm Checked in at Target
5:33pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A
5:22pm Checked in at Kingswood Elementary School

May 11th 2022

2:01pm Checked in at Chick-fil-A

April 19th 2022

8:06am Birthday breakfast for the birthday girl

April 10th 2022

8:50pm Fun day out in the Queen City, well except for my team...

April 9th 2022

9:35pm The hunter stalks it’s prey

March 31st 2022

8:22pm Just watching the world go by…

March 19th 2022

4:35pm Josef Martinez is a bad, bad man! #atlutd

March 18th 2022

4:05pm A sub $4/gallon gas station, made me feel like I was robbing the...

March 16th 2022

3:15pm Untitled Goose Photobomb

March 13th 2022

3:30pm When Emma was 18 months old, we had to move from an...
11:55am This dog loves nothing more than to roll around in my...

March 4th 2022

6:05pm Batman lives in Cary, and drives a 94 Pontiac Firebird?? Who...

March 3rd 2022

6:35pm 9/10 sunsets are awesome either a) when you’re driving, or...

February 27th 2022

5:00pm A mini APWBWGTTD reunion, if it’s not documented, did it...
4:40pm New season, same seat

February 18th 2022

1:30pm 9 years old, how???

February 17th 2022

11:10am Getting closer…

February 13th 2022

9:11pm Sopranos, Cable Guy, Dr. Evil, and Scrubs reunion Super Bowl commercials, that Halftime show... Gen X was clearly the target demographic

February 11th 2022

9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Sevilla FC vs. Elche CF
9:03am FIFA 22 Gameplay - RB Leipzig vs. 1. FC Koln

February 5th 2022

1:49pm Time to kick the cup down Princes Street 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

January 21st 2022

9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Brentford vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers

January 13th 2022

1:25pm Sounds from last night's @allelitewrestling Dynamite in Raleigh... 1) Jay Lethal dropping the big top rope elbow 2) Adam Cole Bay-Bay 3) The cult of personality 4) Cero Miedo... Delete... Repeat 5) Everyone loves The Acclaimed (aka ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE ACCLAIMED IS A COP) 6) Kip Sabian, incognito, getting down to two bangers
11:51am LeighJay Temple got caught on worldwide TV having a good old time

January 1st 2022

7:04am 🎉🎉 Happy New Year 🎉🎉 This is the first year since, maybe, my single digits that I didn't stay up to midnight. It's hard to stay awake when you're awoken at 5am (or earlier) every day.

December 19th 2021

3:24pm 🎶 We're Marley and Marley Whoooooo... 🎶

December 10th 2021

1:07pm Pretty much the last decent snow we've had... It snowed the day before also, but that was one of my "drive back from gamedays in Atlanta" and nearly got stuck at the NC/SC border.
11:07am The Matrix Awakens - Introduction/Tutorial/Tech Demo and...

December 3rd 2021

10:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Atletico Madrid vs. RCD Mallorca
9:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Borussia Dortmund vs. FC Bayern Munchen
9:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Watford vs. Manchester City

November 30th 2021

12:32pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Genoa vs. Milan
12:02pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Hibernian vs. Rangers
11:32am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Paris Saint-Germain vs. OGC Nice
11:02am FIFA 22 Gameplay - Real Madrid vs. Athletic Club

November 29th 2021

1:32pm FIFA 22 Gameplay - Manchester United vs. Arsenal

November 27th 2021

10:48pm Watching The Beatles: Get Back documentary, crazy watching them take a little zygote of an idea and flesh it out on the fly... Then Paul McCartney produces Get Back out of thin air and thrashes it into being before our eyes.

November 23rd 2021

3:27pm Getting my vaccine boosted, or turboboosted, or maybe just adding turbobass. All of the above? 🤔

November 21st 2021

9:09pm A very rare 2 movie weekend (we watched Shang-Chi last night)

October 20th 2021

8:22pm Fun fact, a certain Andy Robertson was playing for Queen's Park on this day, wonder what happened to him? 🤔

October 12th 2021

4:45pm One step closer... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

October 9th 2021

1:54pm Ya dancer!

September 9th 2021

4:13pm I'm not one for regrets, every decision I've made has led me here, good life with a beautiful wife and wonderful daughter and all that But, by fuck, I know a lot of people that are at that Biffy Clyro gig tonight... In fact, I'm beginning to suspect I'm the only person of Scottish descent not there.

August 13th 2021

6:14pm I wonder if the titular character from Cake's "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" ever regretted changing her name from Kitty to Karen